btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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