You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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