I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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