Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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