i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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