I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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