"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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