I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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