walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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