david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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