Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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