Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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