Are we in a gay sports bar?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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