Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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