his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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