Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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