By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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