we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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