so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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