Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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