Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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