We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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