Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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