absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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