The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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