STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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