it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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