I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
