If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
