Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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