Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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