im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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