You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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