i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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