Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?