sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is Oprah even human
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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