OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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