dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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