The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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The air was thick with penises
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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