This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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