what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
thus making me awesome and them whores
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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