she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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