Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I want her autograph on my taint
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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