that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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