saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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