PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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