If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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