Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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