Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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