in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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