Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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