Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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