um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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