Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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